Warning: Non-factual jokes in […] and in Blue
Whatever it is, it is not quite up to par.
She already knows anyway—somehow—so you should go ahead and come clean.
That’s quite a lot, indeed.
Seize the day!
Divide equally, and everyone will be happy.
Whether it’s attitude or style, we get it from our mamas (and grandmamas).
If at first you don’t succeed, there’s surely another strategy to try.
If Grandma’s surprised, you’ll hear this immediately.
You’re working too hard to convince people who are already on board.
Grandma would not recommend buying something sight unseen.
Grandma’s good at offering much-needed perspective.
She taught us this, and we took it to heart.
You can always count on Grandma to be realistic.
Good fortune comes to everyone eventually.
Keep your eyes—and wits—about you.
Again, she’s a pro at offering perspective, which is one of the many reasons we love her.
AKA: “It’s time to go!” This is how Granny lights a fire under the kids, grandkids, and Grandpa.
If it’s appropriate for one, surely it’s appropriate for the other too.
Encouragement, Grandma style.
Always and forever.