63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3]
August 29, 2017
COMMENTARY BY NEWPSTER STAFF

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Warning: Non-factual jokes in […] and in Blue

IT DOESN’T CUT THE MUSTARD

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #1 IT DOESN’T CUT THE MUSTARD [above: but makes a mean splash]

CONFESSION IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #2 CONFESSION IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL [Above: “speak now, speak now…”]

MORE THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #3 MORE THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT = That’s quite a lot, indeed.

STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #4 STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT […strike the kid]

SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #5 SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE: Divide equally, and everyone will be happy. […above, but don’t look at me]

THE APPLE NEVER FALLS FAR FROM THE TREE

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #6 THE APPLE NEVER FALLS FAR FROM THE TREE [yes, but it can fly real far]

THERE’S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3]   #7 THERE’S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT [above, cat be like]

AS I LIVE AND BREATHE

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #8 AS I LIVE AND BREATHE

YOU’RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #9 YOU’RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR [a choir of… decapitated heads]

DON’T BUY A PIG IN A POKE

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #10 DON’T BUY A PIG IN A POKE: Grandma would not recommend buying something sight unseen. […sight unseen, I mean…above, head first in a stool].

YOU’RE MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #11 YOU’RE MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL

ANY JOB WORTH DOING IS WORTH DOING WELL

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #12 ANY JOB WORTH DOING IS WORTH DOING WELL

YOU CAN’T MAKE A SILK PURSE OUT OF A SOW’S EAR

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #13 YOU CAN’T MAKE A SILK PURSE OUT OF A SOW’S EAR [above, try the sow’s back]

EVERY DOG HAS ITS DAY

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #14 EVERY DOG HAS ITS DAY : Good fortune comes to everyone eventually [above: … or not]. 

IF IT HAD BEEN A SNAKE, IT WOULD HAVE BITTEN YOU

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #15 IF IT HAD BEEN A SNAKE, IT WOULD HAVE BITTEN YOU

YOU’RE THE CAT’S MEOW

 

IT DOESN’T AMOUNT TO A HILL OF BEANS

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #16 IT DOESN’T AMOUNT TO A HILL OF BEANS […it’s only a hill of teeth]

HURRY UP, WE’RE BURNING DAYLIGHT

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #17 HURRY UP, WE’RE BURNING DAYLIGHT

WHAT’S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #18 WHAT’S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER

WHERE THERE’S A WILL, THERE’S A WAY

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #19 WHERE THERE’S A WILL, THERE’S A WAY [above, he really tried…]

BLESS YOUR HEART

63 SAYINGS YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR SOUTHERN GRANDMA [PART 3] #20 BLESS YOUR HEART

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