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If I sneeze every time you walk by, your perfume or cologne is too strong. The scent can be overpowering, so please dial it back a bit when you’re in close quarters.
So leave the yoga pants, sports bras, jogging pants, and gym shorts for the actual gym, and dress in more professional attire.
Don’t make me tape plastic spoons to my office supplies. This is just one of many things you can do to build trust with your colleagues.
If I leave food in the refrigerator with my name on it, it’s my lunch—not yours.
When I’m eating lunch, don’t just reach into my bag and help yourself to a handful of my bites. That’s rude (and a little gross). If you want a little piece of my cookie or a couple of chips, please just ask.
When I ask for your input on a project, I really value your opinion, and I’m open to hearing some constructive feedback from you.
Don’t leave a quarter inch of coffee in the carafe and assume someone else will make more. Pitch in, brew another pot, and let’s keep the java flowing.
The bottle of air freshener in the bathroom isn’t just a toilet decoration. Enough said.
In case I haven’t already told you, your enthusiasm is refreshing and isn’t going unnoticed.