17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER
August 31, 2017
COMMENTARY BY NEWPSTER STAFF

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Warning: Non-factual jokes in […] and in Blue

Thanks, robots. And smartphones. And video streaming. And, well, you get the idea.

IPODS

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #1 IPODS: These little wonders [above] were first introduced in 2001. Then their dials rapidly changed, they got color screens, they shrank, they got bigger

LANDLINES

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #2 LANDLINES

PHONE BOOTHS

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #3 PHONE BOOTHS [With phone booths gone, above cats to people be like:”We’re taking over, bitches”]

THE YELLOW PAGES

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #4 THE YELLOW PAGES [Above, Hillary be like:” I’m getting ready to do something, too. Find me in the yellow pages]

WRITING CHECKS

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #5 WRITING CHECKS [Writing checks’ll be as useful as above…]

GOING TO THE BANK IN GENERAL

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #6 GOING TO THE BANK

THOSE RED ENVELOPES

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #7 THOSE RED ENVELOPES: Netflix still mails DVDs to about 4 million customers. Your grandma is probably one of them. [I to grandma: “Netflix won’t deliver your DVDs anymore, those movies will show right in your living room!”]

THE DVD FORMAT AS A WHOLE

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #8 THE DVD FORMAT [above, DVD be like: “Stop calling my name, already!]

CABLE TV

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #9 CABLE TV 

PENNIES

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #10 PENNIES :[And if on your job, above, pennies all your performance’s worth …no more making it rain for you]

GROCERY SHOPPING

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #11 GROCERY SHOPPING [When your grocery store became a free hotel for stray cats…]

FAX MACHINES

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #12 FAX MACHINES [Hey ladies, how about you fight through a Fax machine?!]

ROSÉ ALL DAY

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #13 ROSÉ ALL DAY

HOME OWNERSHIP

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #14 HOME OWNERSHIP [above, … way too much fun with my well-mannered landlord for me (millennial) to own a home]

DEPARTMENT STORES

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #15 DEPARTMENT STORES [above, they’ll still be used for this kind of sht]

VACATIONS

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #16 VACATIONS

ACCOUNTANTS AND LAWYERS

17 THINGS THAT WILL SOON DISAPPEAR FOREVER #17 ACCOUNTANTS AND LAWYERS [Above: Pray all you want!]

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