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NEIGHBORS REVEAL WHAT MAY HAVE LED TO ASSAULT ON RAND PAUL
SUBURBS REBEL AGAINST TRUMP, THREATENING REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS
AT LEAST NINE PEOPLE IN TRUMP’S ORBIT HAD CONTACT WITH RUSSIANS DURING CAMPAIGN AND TRANSITION

‘I WAS WILLING TO DO EVERYTHING’: MOTHERS DEFEND SONS ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT
RAPE VICTIM MUST SHARE CUSTODY OF SON WITH HER ATTACKER
ROSE MCGOWAN ACCUSES BEN AFFLECK OF LYING ABOUT HARVEY WEINSTEIN

HAVING SEX COULD SLOW DOWN AGING — BUT ONLY IF YOU DO IT A CERTAIN NUMBER OF TIMES EACH WEEK
10 THINGS YOUR PARTNER SHOULD NEVER ASK YOU TO DO
10 SCIENCE-BACKED REASONS FOR SEXUAL ATTRACTION

SECRETARY OF STATE REX TILLERSON REPORTEDLY CALLED TRUMP A “MORON”
POLL: MAJORITY SAYS TRUMP NOT 'FIT TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT'
ATTORNEY: KUSHNER USED PRIVATE EMAIL ACCOUNT TO TALK TO WH OFFICIALS

PRO-REPUBS VERSION: HILLARY CLINTON GOES AFTER TRUMP AND GOP ON GUNS: ‘TOTALLY SOLD TO THE GUN LOBBY’
DOZENS OF PLAYERS KNEEL, COACHES LINK ARMS IN SOLIDARITY AS TRUMP ASKS NFL TEAMS TO ‘FIRE OR SUSPEND’ PROTESTING PLAYERS
RUSSIA PROBE UNEARTHS ATTEMPTED MEETING BETWEEN TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND PUTIN: REPORT

EINSTEIN SCRIBBLED HIS THEORY OF HAPPINESS IN PLACE OF A TIP. IT JUST SOLD FOR MORE THAN $1 MILLION.
WHAT SHOULD YOU MAJOR IN IF YOU WANT TO BE A BILLIONAIRE?
DEEP SLEEP: EVEN JELLYFISH NEED THEIR SLUMBER

9 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SMILE
8 STRANGE WAYS YOUR HEIGHT MAY AFFECT YOUR HEALTH
HOW A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL COULD HELP END WEED PROHIBITION IN AMERICA

26 KILLED IN CHURCH ATTACK IN TEXAS' DEADLIEST MASS SHOOTING
WHEN ITS ATTACKER IS IN HANDCUFFS, ISLAMIC STATE STAYS MUM
STUDENT LOAN INDUSTRY CLASHES WITH 25 STATES OVER INVESTIGATIONS

13 TELLING THINGS YOUR HANDWRITING REVEALS ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY
IF YOU CAN ANSWER THIS RIDDLE, APPARENTLY YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH
WALMART REVEALS ITS MOST BIZARRE BESTSELLERS IN EVERY STATE [PART 2]

THE BARRIERS STOPPING POOR PEOPLE FROM MOVING TO BETTER JOBS
20 SECRETS YOUR WORK COLLEAGUES DESPERATELY WISH THEY COULD TELL YOU [PART 2]
20 SECRETS YOUR WORK COLLEAGUES DESPERATELY WISH THEY COULD TELL YOU [PART 1]

WHY ANTHONY RAPP REVEALED KEVIN SPACEY’S ALLEGED SEXUAL ADVANCES: ‘I WANTED TO SHINE A LIGHT'
LEONARDO DICAPRIO BREAKS SILENCE ON HARVEY WEINSTEIN CLAIMS
HARVEY WEINSTEIN: 'I AM IN COUNSELING'

WHAT SHOULD YOU MAJOR IN IF YOU WANT TO BE A BILLIONAIRE?
THE BARRIERS STOPPING POOR PEOPLE FROM MOVING TO BETTER JOBS
WALMART REVEALS ITS MOST BIZARRE BESTSELLERS IN EVERY STATE [PART 2]

ANALYSIS | IN TRUMP’S RESPONSE TO MYESHIA JOHNSON, MANY BLACK WOMEN SEE A PATTERN
IF ONLY STEPHEN PADDOCK WERE A MUSLIM
THE WOMEN FIGHTING FOR WHITE MALE SUPREMACY

WHY ANTHONY RAPP REVEALED KEVIN SPACEY’S ALLEGED SEXUAL ADVANCES: ‘I WANTED TO SHINE A LIGHT'
FOLLOWING BACKLASH, US CLARIFIES UN VOTE ON 'DEATH PENALTY FOR GAYS'
U.S. VOTES AGAINST U.N. RESOLUTION CONDEMNING DEATH PENALTY FOR LGBT PEOPLE; IS THIS WHO WE ARE?

GORDON RAMSAY EXPLAINS COCAINE IS RESTAURANT INDUSTRY'S 'DIRTY LITTLE SECRET'
THESE LUXURY FOODS ARE WORTH SPENDING EXTRA ON [PART 1]
THE 10 BEST BREAKFASTS THAT AREN'T ACTUALLY BREAKFAST FOOD

HERO WHO SAVED 30 PEOPLE REUNITED WITH OFFICER WHO SAVED HIS OWN LIFE
'TONIGHT SHOW'S' FEMALE WRITERS PEN THANK YOU NOTES TO HILLARY CLINTON
FEMALE US MARINE SMASHES GLASS CEILING

MEGHAN MARKLE’S ROYALLY EMBARRASSING FAMILY
50 STRICT RULES THE ROYAL FAMILY HAS TO FOLLOW (PART 3)
KATIE HOLMES AND JAMIE FOXX: THE TRUTH ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP

26 KILLED IN CHURCH ATTACK IN TEXAS' DEADLIEST MASS SHOOTING
MANHATTAN TERROR ATTACK KILLS 8 AND INJURES 11
TRUMP BLAMES 'RADICAL ISLAM' FOR UPTICK IN CRIME IN BRITAIN

40 THINGS ONLY MILLENNIALS SAY [PART 1]
13 SIGNS YOU'RE SMARTER THAN YOU REALIZE
REMOVING THESE 31 THINGS FROM YOUR LIFE WILL MAKE YOU HAPPIER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL [PART 1]

MANDALAY BAY SECURITY GUARD WHO WAS SHOT HAILED FOR BRAVERY
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION FACING PRESSURE TO SPEED UP RECOVERY EFFORTS IN PUERTO RICO
THINGS ONLY PEOPLE IN BIG CITIES SAY [PART 2]

NEWPSTER TRENDING
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